NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY
if i was a vampire i would hang up a bunch of pictures in my house but for some reason inexplicably one wall of pictures would have them all hung sideways and then whenever the rando i’ve lured into my Vampire House looks at them they’ll instinctively tilt their head to one side to look at the pictures thus leaving their neck wide open for Vampire Shenanigans to ensue. step one of making this plan happen is becoming a vampire. if you’re a vampire i’ll totally let you have my very good idea but in exchange you gotta make me a vampire also, no take backsies
it’s legitimately so fucked up and heartbreaking that in this society
the ability to just like…relax and have fun with friends and loved
ones is like…considered something you have to earn or make time at
your own expense for. it should be regarded as one of the inalienable cornerstones
of being human. i’m not joking, like the fact that having fun and
chilling with your buds is considered an expendable frivolity instead of
a vital core need is heartbreaking. not that capitalist society has ANY
vital core needs that it’s not prepared to gate behind a monetary cost
though lmao.
